OOOOH MAN…here goes…
Are you a boy scout? Because you have my heart tied in a knot.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Remember me? Oh that’s right I’ve only met you in my dreams.
Can I take your picture? Because I wanna show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
If I gave you eleven roses and you stood with them facing a mirror, you’d be looking at the twelve most beautiful things in the world.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Are you the square root of two? Because you’re making me irrational.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? [No, there are 26…] OOOH…I forgot U R A Q T.
Are you a natural disaster? Because you won my heart by a landslide.
Yes, I’d love a hug, but at most places, you’re not supposed to touch the art.
So when’s our wedding?
Can I be your janitor? I’ll sweep you off your feet.
Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
Do you have a bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You should be wearing a jersey so I wouldn’t have to ask you for your name and number.
Are you a traffic ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
My friends call me beast. Wanna be my beauty?
If I were Peter Pan you’d be my happy thought.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
You look like my first wife, and I haven’t been married yet.
You smell like trash. May I take you out?
Baby, you better lower your pitch because you’re looking pretty sharp.
Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot.
I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.